Journeying towards Shangri-la

nyankee: pokemonenslaver: shordibynature: Holy shit this was...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:24:55 -0500

pokemonenslaver:

shordibynature:

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

The prophecies are true

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

nataliehall: design based on @missmonstermel‘s Fatalis Helm...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:13:05 -0500

nataliehall:

design based on @missmonstermel‘s Fatalis Helm (with permission)

babyspicegf: babyspicegf: controversial opinion kermit the frog popularised the *looks into the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:12:25 -0500

babyspicegf:

babyspicegf:

controversial opinion kermit the frog popularised the *looks into the camera like ur on the office* gag before john krasinski could even walk and he deserves his dues

*looks into the camera like im on the muppet show*

coloricioso: uvu they lovely 💕💕🌸

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:53:45 -0500

coloricioso:

uvu they lovely 💕💕🌸

jhaernyl: tousledbirdmadgrrrl: Corsican vendetta knife with...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:51:36 -0500

jhaernyl:

tousledbirdmadgrrrl:

Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

“may all your wounds be mortal”

This is beautiful.

Though, it’s not “all your wounds” (tutte le tue ferite) but rather “May my wound” (la mia ferita).

It’s feminine singular and I do kinda love the personalization of the writing.

But it’s also … it’s kind of grammatically incorrect but it’s also very colloquial and dialectal.

Che la mia ferita sia mortale is more than just a saying … it’s almost an invocation.

It’s also less ‘may’ and more ‘that’ so it should be more like …

That my wound be lethal

God damn it the chicken knows more about this than me!

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:50:58 -0500

gallusrostromegalus:

nemxricultrix:

yourplayersaidwhat:

We rolled religion checks, the only character to get a nat 20 was the unawakened chicken.

@gallusrostromegalus

Is this you

Replace Knowledge Religion with Knowledge Random Bullshit and yes.

gallusrostromegalus: elodieunderglass: kvothbloodless: supasli...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:50:48 -0500

gallusrostromegalus:

elodieunderglass:

kvothbloodless:

supaslim:

I couldn’t get any of you schmucks to do it so I had to do it myself

nautilus mermaid

@elodieunderglass

YEAH

she looks like she gives good hugs.

gallusrostromegalus: scribefindegil: the old-timers I played with back in Iowa used to say “it’s...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:50:34 -0500

gallusrostromegalus:

scribefindegil:

the old-timers I played with back in Iowa used to say “it’s good enough for folk music” when we got tired of tuning and now it’s entered my vocabulary as an all-purpose useful phrase for beating back perfectionism.

sure, i could make this closer to perfect if i put in more time and effort and there might be circumstances under which that’s a good idea, but for now i’ll get more joy and use out of it if i just accept the kind of wonky version and keep going.

Some variants of this I’ve heard, if folk music isn’t your jam:
Good Enough For Shakespeare (used to justify odd word choices, cliche’d plot devices, and putting Dick Jokes in the middle of serious work)
Good Enough For Government Work (Used when you can’t finagle the math so you round up and get on with your life)
Good Enough For Saint Anthony (used by my Catholic Grandmother, usually when something went wrong in the kitchen)
Good Enough For The Lutherans (Used by catholic great-aunt, usually when we were running late for something)
Good Enough For Fish And Biscuits (Great-Uncle Francis said this all the tie and I have no idea what it means but the man was an overwhelming sucess at life so I guess it works)

orchestraordie: orchestraordie: guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:49:55 -0500

orchestraordie:

orchestraordie:

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

zooophagous: Lettuce Eater. The Sha is a mythical animal...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:49:38 -0500

zooophagous:

Lettuce Eater. The Sha is a mythical animal associated with the Egyptian god of chaos, Set. Nobody is positive what it’s supposed to be.

The Lettuce Eater can be yours for 20$ shipped.

gallusrostromegalus: thebibliosphere:The sound my spine just made when I straightened up was so...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:49:20 -0500

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:
The sound my spine just made when I straightened up was so alarmingly loud my microphone registered it and tried to dictate it into document.

Leave it in for maxiumum surrealism.

dappermouth:Beside a long-forgotten highway, a strange motel...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:49:11 -0500

dappermouth:

Beside a long-forgotten highway, a strange motel appears at night–and those who chance upon it should never step inside.

the-last-hair-bender: doyoudrew: moniquill: orlyofhousesnark: ...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:48:53 -0500

the-last-hair-bender:

doyoudrew:

moniquill:

orlyofhousesnark:

sizvideos:

You can make fire with lemon and nails - Full video

fun science

@nancy drew

When life gives you lemons burn life’s house down

gallusrostromegalus: mia7437: the-last-hair-bender: The beef...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:47:59 -0500

gallusrostromegalus:

mia7437:

the-last-hair-bender:

The beef jerk wasn’t opening…..

reminds me of the time dad couldn’t get into the case of water bottles, silently came into my room w/out knocking, took one of the swords off my wall and walked back out

I was about to complain about y’all’s weird weapon collections then I remembered I’m getting a Wedding Axe.

Video

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:47:23 -0500

wandering-in-wonder: Edward Gorey, vampires

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:46:48 -0500

wandering-in-wonder:

Edward Gorey, vampires

fictionismyfreakinglife: it took me years to realize the Incredibles family suit is combination of...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:46:18 -0500

fictionismyfreakinglife:

it took me years to realize the Incredibles family suit is combination of Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl suits

Mr.Incredible has a big i

Elastigirl has a her logo in a small circle

The Incredibles have an i in a small circle

which means Edna Mode thought about bullet proofing, fire proofing and also making the image of a family that has the legacy of both Elastigirl and Mr.Incredible meaning

Photo

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:45:47 -0500

zealousasmodeus: meowkatie76: chapmen: literally wtf the fuck ...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:45:27 -0500

zealousasmodeus:

meowkatie76:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

If you think you don’t need to watch this, you’re wrong.

@feelthefloof

tachipaws: aiming high, because we believe ✩ NARUTO WEEK...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:42:54 -0500

tachipaws:

aiming high, because we believe ✩

NARUTO WEEK 2018
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